Jeff Gannon Blog

Saturday, October 29, 2005

I Am NOT "Official A"


Based on my GROUNDBREAKING SHOE POLISH REPORTAGE, I'm sure most of you assume that I am this mysterious "Official A" named in PATRICKY FITZLOONEYTOONLIBERAL'S indictment. And even though I know EVERYTHING about this case, I am NOT "OFFICIAL A."

But this indictment is CRAZY. It's like he's trying to CRIMINALIZE APPLE PIE. What's next, an indictment for BREATHING!!!


ANYWAY, my guess is that justice will eventually be served. Joe Wilson and his DESKJOCKEY CIA SECRETARY WIFE will go to jail for their plot to construct their own personal LIBERAL A-BOMB.


Friday, October 28, 2005

I Have Some Information That Could Clear This All Up