Jeff Gannon Blog

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

The Internet Service In Niger Is BONKERS

But I will have a series of reports sometime soon.

On a sad note, my weapon was seized at the airport. Though I'm not an "official" US marshall, you would think they would want someone like me (GREAT AMERICAN WITH GUN SKILLS) protecting the plane.

FOOLS.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

I'm Off To Niger . . .

. . . to do some real shoe-polish reporting.

Stay tuned.

Monday, July 18, 2005

Let Me Make One Thing Clear

If anyone in the Bush administration was convicted of murdering more than five people and it took place in less than two weeks, by all means I am in favor of immediate dismissal.

More info on the Wilson family bomb plot later . . .

Drip

An extremely super-senior official with intimate knowledge of the case, and who is speaking on the condition of anonynimity for fear of the violent and often deadly wrath of the Wilson family, has informed me (NOT Jeff Gannon) that the grand jury is now looking at detailed evindence that Joe Wilson did in fact aquire yellowcake while drinking green tea in Niger and that he and his wife were in fact intent on building a nuclear weapon.

Drip.