Jeff Gannon Blog

Friday, March 11, 2005

I Am Sorry. This Must Be So Horrible For Everyone

Thousands and thousands of you have been complaining about my lack of posts lately. I am very sorry and I would love to tell you why. But since there are so many conspiracy theories out there, I don't want to dignify the absurd ones by commenting on any of them. In any case, things will hopefully be back to normal sometime soon. Believe me, there's nothing I'd rather do than shoe polish report for my hundreds of thousands of readers.

I did manage to unvarnish and unfilter some pictures of a real woman. (Not Barbara Boxer)





girl and gun


Tuesday, March 08, 2005

I'm Curious About Something

I watched a clip of Alan Greenspan testifying before that poop-fest Committee on Banking, Housing, and Urban Affairs. I wonder why he didn't mention meeting me some years ago. C'mon Alan, think...