That's NOT The Duke I Know
This summer I shoe-polish reported the story of CGI Bob Novak, a creation of the INCREASINGLY DANGEROUS MOB OF LA LUNATICS. Well, the LOONEY LEFTIST LIBERAL ELITES of WACKOWOOD are at it again.
According to several HONEST AND RIGHTWARD THINKING key grips and best boys I probed in a trailer on the set, today's TOTALLY FICTIONAL PRESS CONFERENCE was in fact written by Sam Seder, a LIFETIME SHOWBIZ LOONEY ACTIVIST, and directed by both Warren Beatty and MEATHEAD BUNKER, LEFTY LOVERS who plan to get married and run against MY GOVERNOR ARNOLD together.
The CGI DUKE (who didn't even LOOK like my pal Duke) was created by KANYE WEST, a RAGING LEFTIST musician. (I believe he's a trumpet player.) Joshua Micah Marshall, a LEFTIST LOONHERDER since 2000, has extensive CGI experience and was brought in to fine tune the look of the PHONEY TEARS that appear in Act 3.
I just have time to pass that along. I'm in the process of moving to HARLEM (Sugar Hill, to be exact) for the foreseeable future. Once I get settled in, I'll be able to get back to work on my HOT TIP. Don't worry, it's coming soon.