Jeff Gannon Blog

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Nobody In Niger Cares About Southern Ohio Politics!

These LEFTY AFRICAN AFRICANS don't give a lick about one of the GREATEST CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICTS IN THE WORLD. Sweet Southern Ohio never lets me down.

So . . . how many points did SUPER CLEAN JEAN win by? 35? 45? Please let me know.

I can't wait until that STAFF VOMIT non-combat BONKERS LEFTY LIBERAL returns to his job sharpening pencils with his SISSY BONKERS LIBERAL LEFTY PENCIL SHARPENER back at his cozy Fallujah office while MEAN JEAN goes TO WAR in THE BONKERS WASTELAND of Washington, DC.

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  • I love your blog! You did an excellent job! My website is about ps3 game reviews if you would like to come and give me a review!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:08 AM  

  • we throttled that bonkers commie. jean schmidt will be a shining example of true american values.

    would anyone be interested in investing in some rare coins?

    By Anonymous not tom noe, at 12:06 PM  

  • njg, we need you to return immediately. i don't want the laziness of those african africans rubbing off on you. we miss you.

    and yes...clermont county proved to be fruitful ground for ms schmidt...very fruitful indeed.

    i love democracy and white people.

    By Anonymous not ken blackwell, at 12:17 PM  

  • contrary to a report by a certain pundit who is doing a live show at the new york fringe festival, i was not getting fucked in the ass by anyone not named james gannon last night while watching the returns come in from our glorious victory in ohio-2. also, i certainly wasn't telling anyone who wasn't james gannon to fuck me harder and harder and harder when that beaming shining light of liberty, jean schmidt, was trailing in the early returns. and i most certainly never told anyone not named james gannon that if the rest of the country shifted like ohio-2 shifted then we would be fucked harder than he could ever manage. since i don't know anyone not named james gannon, i certainly wouldn't know how hard or how gentle or how he fucked with the just the right stroke...the rhythm...not too deep but just deep enough...long and hard with his uncut weapon...

    i don't know who this _ _ _ _ pundit thinks he is but his reporting is way off base. not jeff, would you please confront him at his bonkers liberal fringe festival show to give him a real lesson in shoe polish reporting? i know the assignment im asking you to undertake isn't a pleasent one, but these bonkers liberal filth merchants need to be exposed.

    By Anonymous not ken mehlman, at 6:10 PM  

  • we spanked him like a sub-bitch with a single tail whip.

    also, i don't like it rough and any suggestion to the contrary will result in a law suit. i am very familiar with libel laws. i am not familiar with single tail whips.

    By Anonymous not joe braun, at 7:24 PM  

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