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By Ashbloem, at 3:27 PM
i was preparing to mow down some crosses commemorrating our war dead. i wouldn't prepare to do this if real americans had planted the crosses instead of those bonkers liberals who hate america. but i take your admission of doing some heartfelt thinking as request for me to stand down. so, as a loyal follower, i will pause. but then those crosses are coming down, but not until you tell me it's ok.
By republican ralph rodchester, at 4:43 PM
congratulations on your employment at the washington blade. but im confused. that's a gay paper. that reports news about gays. i don't understand, because youre obviously not gay. i don't read the blade.
By someone else who isn't gay, at 4:58 PM
obviously this is another attempt by the coordinated left to undermine the president. they think that the easiest way to do this is to pretend that not jeff is now employed by a gay paper.
By not rush limbaugh, at 5:00 PM
typical character assasination by liberal traitors.
By not ann coulter, at 5:01 PM
i've been doing a lot of heartfelt thinking too. i was riding bicycle and i thought really hard about not falling off. then, i didn't fall off. that was a good time. im a war president.
By not george dubya bush, at 7:32 PM
heartfelt thinking...i have heard of that. i don't partake, but it's an interesting concept. actually, no, it isn't. it's stupid and for the weak. go fuck yourself.
By not dick cheney, at 7:45 PM
heartfelt thinking...that's bullshit. i hate that, just let it go.i'm not a douchebag.
By not robert novak, at 7:51 PM
i considered riding my bike with cindy sheehan, but was informed that it might negative effect my Q rating. nothing can jeporidze my Q rating. besides, she hates america.
By not lance armstrong, at 11:12 AM
after much heartfelt thinking i have decided i need another drink.
By not christopher hitchens, at 1:56 PM
after hours and hours and hours of heartfelt thinking i have decided to cut my vacation 3 days short in order to better coordinate the relief effort in louisiana and mississippi. rumor has it a hurricane is on it's way.i'm a war president
By not george w bush, at 5:16 PM
god told me last night that he sent the hurricane to louisiana and mississippi because of all of the gays, liberals, and the complete lack of diamond mines in those two states.
By not pat robertson, at 5:18 PM
I knew you'd duck out again just when Am Jeff Gannon's incisiveness threatens to BLOW THE LID off the "Blame Bush for Everything" crowd.http://www.jeffgannon.com/archives/general/index.html#a000258
By Paul, at 12:30 PM
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