Jeff Gannon Blog

Sunday, August 14, 2005

It's Touch And Go

It is appearing more and more likely that diplomacy will not work with this crew of radicals. DEMOCRATS WITH VIOLENT PASTS are flocking to the scene and a few skirmishes have ALREADY ERUPTED.

Chronic FLIP-FLOPPING NORTHEAST MOLESTER APPEASING John Kerry is in town asking THE GOD FEARING LOCALS if he can borrow their WAR MEDALS and throw them into President Bush's KICK ASS RANCH.

Though he was apprehended for his UN-AMERICAN BEHAVIOR, several LEFTY LAWYERS were able to get him out on a LIBERAL technicality.

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A day later he was back with his troops, DEVISING WAR PLANS with GOOD FRIEND Jane Fonda, who is constantly either at a TREASON RALLY or ON THE BEACH NAKED.

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FLAMING LEFTIES, Jon Voight and Tom Cruise have also hit the scene. I'm hearing a lot of talk from their side (the BONKERS LEFTY SIDE) about FINALLY PUTTING THE EFFING KI-BAASH ON THIS DIRTY EXPERIMENT IN EVIL CALLED AMERICA. I don't like that kind of talk ONE BIT.

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Luckily, President Bush has a good friend who has shown up and vowed to back up the President if he is forced to meet some of these SELF INFLICTED SO-CALLED VETERANS in his back yard and FIGHT.

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I have it on good authority that President Bush may stipulate that the possible LAST RESORT violence will be fought under TEXAS STYLE RUMBLE RULES, which means no fire-arms or knives, but could include baseball bats and other blunt objects.

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The VULTURES on the other side have accepted the challenge, yet they are still haggling over the location of the rumble as well as the number of participants for each side. The LUNATIC FRINGE LIBS are pushing Alice's Restaurant for the location and would like to add SUPERSONIC LIBERAL Arlo Guthrie to their roster.

Alice's Restaurant:

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SUPERSONIC LIBERAL Arlo Guthrie:

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At first it was agreed that it would be an ALL MALE fight, but CINDY "I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND ABOUT MY SON'S NOBLE DEATH" SHEEHAN has demanded a piece of the action. (She's very MILITANT.) President Bush vowed that he and his posse would NEVER STRIKE A WOMAN, especially a woman who has been BRAINWASHED by Michael Moore, so it wouldn't be fair if someone who COULDN'T BE HIT is in the rumble. Sheehan refused to back down so President Bush once again showed off his LEADERSHIP SKILLS by suggesting that SUPER ARTICULATE CONDI RICE join the AMERICAN TEAM so that she could PUMMEL CINDY SHEEHAN with MORAL CERTAINTY.

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This has been a REAL FLUID SITUATION HERE IN CRAWFORD. I will keep you updated . . .

7 Comments:

  • john kerry is there? i'm on my way!

    By Anonymous not john o'neil, at 1:51 PM  

  • we're setting sail for crawford immediately, and we're coming armed to the teeth...armed with the TRUTH!

    By Anonymous not the swift boat veterans for truth, at 1:53 PM  

  • those radical and violent liberals need a strong and refreshing drink of kool-aid.

    By Anonymous not jim jones, at 1:58 PM  

  • would someone please tell those crazy liberals we died a noble death for a noble cause.

    By Anonymous not the last 6 soldiers killed in iraq, at 2:18 PM  

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    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:20 PM  

  • Please go sign up for a good long tour of duty in Iraq where you will have all the bloodlust satisfaction you could ever want and please forget to come back.We also lost a young child because of Bush's lies. We also are now angry and fed up. We also want to confront this creature named Bush who is completely disengaged from humanity. Grieving NJ family.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:08 PM  

  • All I really would like to know is what did we get for fighting in Vietnam all them years ago? What did those 50,000 human beings (some friends of mine) die for? Tell me something. Anything.

    Is the world any different for that war? Did we defeat communism? Did we guarantee that gulf of tonkin oil came our way? What are we going to get from Iraq? Use to be Conservatives stood for value-received. No more. It's just throw that money, and those lives, away for the sheer kickiness of it. So George can prove his dick is bigger than daddy's. Barbara told him so, you know.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:26 PM  

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