Jeff Gannon Blog

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

The Internet Service In Niger Is BONKERS

But I will have a series of reports sometime soon.

On a sad note, my weapon was seized at the airport. Though I'm not an "official" US marshall, you would think they would want someone like me (GREAT AMERICAN WITH GUN SKILLS) protecting the plane.

FOOLS.

14 Comments:

  • how dare they secure your weapon when they sold the wilson's the yellow cake to make their bomb. watch yourself amnongst those sinister brown people. they are not to be trusted. they hate freedom, america, and they are brown.

    By Anonymous not tom delay, at 11:33 AM  

  • monitoring the bonkers liberal media is an unpleasent assignment but as a committed all american christian conservative it is my sworn duty with that in mind i offer this breaking and unvarnished report: the mad yellowcake bomber, joe wilson, is currently on air "we hate" america and he just confessed to the commie pinko al "i hate america more than any other bonkers lefty" franken that he is a bigamist.
    check tomorrows chicago sun times for a complete and unvarnished report.

    "joe wilson; bigamist"

    and i'm not a douchebag

    By Anonymous not robert novak, at 12:58 PM  

  • not jeff,
    there can be no probing until further notice.

    By Anonymous not ari fleischer (not a jew), at 8:40 PM  

  • not jeff (sweety),
    i need for you to probe me, but i'm too busy being gangbanged by the not white house press corps. so, as per the boss, i will be unavailable for probing or leaking until further notice.

    By Anonymous not scott mcclellan (not gay), at 8:42 PM  

  • not jeff gannon,
    we are currently formulating a plan to fuck the bonkers liberal media like they've never been fucked before. be prepared for a lot of probing and leaking, in the very near future.

    By Anonymous not karl rove, at 8:44 PM  

  • not jeff gannon,
    our mutual benefactor is very concerned.

    By Anonymous not lewis libby (don't call me scooter), at 8:45 PM  

  • not an open letter to president george bush

    dear dubya,
    fuck me? fuck you!

    have a nice day

    sincerely,
    not the wife and children of al hunt.

    By Anonymous not al hunt (not the editor of bloomberg news), at 8:49 PM  

  • not jeff,
    im curious, why haven't you attempted to probe me? i might leak for you.

    By Anonymous not colin powell, at 8:51 PM  

  • i'm with him.

    By Anonymous not richard armitage, at 8:52 PM  

  • not jeff,
    im still waiting for your return...oh i long to probe you long and hard. i have a powerful weapon to.

    By Anonymous not patrick fitzgerald, at 10:37 PM  

  • we can't probe you, not jeff gannon, but we would love to watch and listen while you get probed long and hard. we so enjoyed your probing the first time.

    By Anonymous not the grand jury, at 10:38 PM  

  • headline...
    not angelina jolie is very impressed by not brad pitts weapon.

    By Anonymous not the mainstream media, at 10:41 PM  

  • headline...
    not angelina jolie and not brad pitt are bonkers liberal hollywood elite that hate america.

    By Anonymous not fox news, at 10:42 PM  

  • headline...
    not angelina jolie and not brad pitt released a statement through their publicist;

    "we don't hate america"

    By Anonymous not e entertainment television, at 10:45 PM  

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