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Monday, July 18, 2005

Drip

An extremely super-senior official with intimate knowledge of the case, and who is speaking on the condition of anonynimity for fear of the violent and often deadly wrath of the Wilson family, has informed me (NOT Jeff Gannon) that the grand jury is now looking at detailed evindence that Joe Wilson did in fact aquire yellowcake while drinking green tea in Niger and that he and his wife were in fact intent on building a nuclear weapon.

Drip.

3 Comments:

  • i have stayed silent for too long concerning my fractured hip. it was not broken in a "accident" as originally reported by the bonkers liberal media. it was in fact broken by the wilson's in an attempt to shut me up about their treasonous activities. but not jeff gannon has given me the courage to bring this fact to light and finally--at long last--set the record straight.
    i repeat; "THE WILSON'S (both of them) BROKE MY HIP, AND THEY ENJOYED BREAKING MY HIP. WHY DID THEY ENJOY IT? BECAUSE THEY HATE AMERICA AND WANT TO DESTROY IT BY BREAKING MY HIP AND BLOWING UP THE COUNTRY WITH THEIR BOMB MADE OF YELLOWCAKE!
    not jeff gannon, thank you for reminding me what it means to be not only a shoe polish reporter in the face of these bonkers liberals who hate america, but also the real meaning of the word; bravery.

    By Anonymous not robert novak, at 10:31 PM  

  • Yes. I've heard that.

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 8:42 AM  

  • by the way, I AM NOT A DOUCHEBAG!

    By Anonymous not robert novak, at 2:51 PM  

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