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Sunday, July 24, 2005

Dateline: Niger

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There are surprisingly few free wireless networks floating around the Niger air. This has not stopped my shoe-polish reporting, yet it has made it very difficult to share the mind-bending evidence I have collected suggesting that the Wilson's intended to blow up The United States. So I decided to take a bold step.

I have set up a cable internet install for sometime next week, at which point the Wilson's will be fair game.

11 Comments:

  • finally, someone is standing up for traditional american values. not jeff gannon is a true patriot. his shoe polish reporting for the reputable talon news, and the subsequent unfounded vicious attacks by the liberal media, is all the proof i need of his veracity as a top flight journalist. i look forward to your return so that i can get you on my television program; HANNITY & HANN...errrr colmes. so that we can talk about your findings into the nefarious of the mad yellowcake bomber joe wilson and his slut wife, valerie.

    also, check out my dating site.

    By Anonymous not sean hannity, at 6:39 PM  

  • not jeff gannon,
    you, sir, are a fraud and a male slut. how dare you try to smear joe wilson. you have no shame.

    i have no sense of humor.

    By Anonymous a bonkers liberal, at 6:41 PM  

  • by the way, i hate america.

    By Anonymous a bonkers liberal, at 6:41 PM  

  • remember not jeff, it takes a family. i would love to get together with you on your return so you can probe me about what it takes...

    where the fuck is my dog?

    By Anonymous not rick santorum, at 6:43 PM  

  • not jeff,
    you have nothing. we secured all of our invoices.

    yellowcake, motherfuckers. the yellowcake is coming!

    By Anonymous not joe wilson, at 6:44 PM  

  • get that bastard wilson...get him and "wifey" good, and i'll say that; "not jeff gannon should get a medal".

    By Anonymous not jon gibson, at 6:46 PM  

  • not to worry, we have had twelve hours...needless to say, our invoices have been secured.

    By Anonymous not the attorney general alberto gonzalez, at 7:06 PM  

  • hurry home, sweetie...im ovulating...our liter will be devine. be careful while in the midst of those savage brown people.

    sluts, sodomites, and brown people STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!

    By Anonymous daughter of the american revolution, at 8:07 PM  

  • god has told me to probe the gold mines of niger.

    By Anonymous not pat robertson, at 6:46 PM  

  • i do not like it rough, and i will sue any bonkers liberal website that says differently.

    jean schmidt for ohio 2nd district.

    By Anonymous not joe braun, at 6:46 PM  

  • while paul hacket was off on some boondoggle in iraq, jean schmidt was working hard for the constituents of ohio's 2nd district. she's also a simple farm girl who doesn't support the homosexual agenda.

    and to remind everyone, i don't like it rough and will suen anyone who claims that i do.

    By Anonymous not joe braun, at 6:49 PM  

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