Jeff Gannon Blog

Thursday, February 03, 2005

What is a Kos?

A good friend of mine (not Armstrong Williams) informs me that certain Lefties are researching Jeff Gannon. So I guess this is an ideal time to point out once again that I am not Jeff Gannon and I am not pretending to be anyone else who isn't really Jeff Gannon.

Anyway, if they're anything like most other Lefties, my guess is that they're going BONKERS over nothing at all.


  • Hello, Mr. Jeff Gannon. These people certainly are BONKERS. What do you think of Soylent Green? Has its day arrived or what?!!

    By Blogger Tomato, at 9:51 PM  

  • I think this would be a good time for our Seniors to start praying more. What do you think, Mr. Jeff Gannon?

    By Blogger Tomato, at 9:54 PM  

  • I've been thinking, Mr. Jeff Gannon. What if retired people took fake names, too? Then they wouldn't be who they are and if you're not really you then you probably don't have to eat real food. What do you think?

    By Blogger Tomato, at 9:56 PM  

  • I know you need appreciate comments, Mr. Jeff Gannon, you are such a nice man (well, you may be a woman or a dog for all we know).

    I have been wondering why anyone cares if old people take medicine or not. It just makes them hungry.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 9:58 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon. The president clearly cares about our seniors. Did you see how he was surrounded by them when he gave his speech last night?

    By Blogger Tomato, at 10:00 PM  

  • Those two old guys on the stage with the president: On the one hand, they sure do eat a lot. On the other hand, maybe they are doing their part. I don't think we'll have to pay for too many golden years for them!

    By Blogger Tomato, at 10:02 PM  

  • In China I hear they revere their elderly folks. Of course, they're communists, connect the dots.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 10:03 PM  

  • My grandma was in a union all her life and she lived to be 92. In hindsight, it appears she was probably a communist, too.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 10:05 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon, cutting social security will probably make us safer on the highways anyway. All those old people will have to sell their Town Cars or live in them or something.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 10:07 PM  

  • Hmm. Interesting. Mind if use that in some sort of press conference question situation?

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 10:09 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon, how long do you think a person can live on tomato soup? Probably not forever but who wants to live forever if all you eat is tomato soup?

    By Blogger Tomato, at 10:10 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon, should I let my parents move into a tent in my back yard? I don't know if that's the right lesson to teach personal responsibility. What do you think?

    By Blogger Tomato, at 10:11 PM  

  • Well, technically, if you can afford Tomato soup, you can probably use the same money to get a couple other kinds. Chicken Noodle and whatnot.

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 10:13 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon I would fall over and die if you copied my comments. It would be like I'm the president and you're Jeff Gannon! or not.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 10:13 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon, I think eating a lot of ramen noodles might make old people young again. it would be just like the good old college days.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 10:16 PM  

  • Whoa. Slow down Tomato. (If that's really your name.)

    1) A tent in the back yard obviously isn't the best choice. I think it's doable for most of us Red staters, though.

    2) I could present your unvarnished positions sometime. Sure.

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 10:18 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon, You just keep being yourself and don't let anyone tell you different.

    See you later, gator! I'm off to scare some kids.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 10:20 PM  

  • I'm not Mr. Jeff Gannon and I am not pretending to be any other people who aren't Jeff Gannon. Take it easy.

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 10:23 PM  

  • Why did you take your bio page down from the website?

    By Blogger The Liberal Avenger, at 11:43 PM  

  • Do you think old people will taste like chicken or more like beef?

    By Blogger Tomato, at 2:28 AM  

  • Jeff's bio is down because I think he is just a tad bit embarrassed that his 'credentials' amount to little more than a weekend seminar.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:19 AM  

  • I vote for tough, stringy chicken. Oh, I forgot skinny. After they starve to death.

    By Blogger merlallen, at 8:46 AM  

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