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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

An Unvarnished Snippet From My Unfiltered Journal

Please note: This is NOT Jeff Gannon's journal.

Tuesday, October 21st 2003:

Slept in late due to a long night of shoe polish reporting . . . Filled my bowl with Fruit Loops only to discover I was out of milk . . . Popped by the WH on the way to the gym and asked a question . . . Gym was packed . . . Bought milk on the way home from the gym . . . Brainstormed possible Halloween costume ideas . . . Added milk to my bowl of Fruit Loops . . . Got to the bottom of big story involving a lying Ambassador who used his connections to score a sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet trip to Niger (we should all be so lucky) . . . Narrowed down costume ideas to Pilgrim or Sonny (would have to find a Cher) . . .

Wednesday, October 29th 2003:

Woke up super early to catch cooking segment on The Today Show . . . Went to grocery store to buy ingredients for Today Show recipe, but got a HORRIBLE deli number . . . Used the time to run down to the WH and shoot off a few questions . . . Dropped off perishables and ran right back out to look for Pilgrim shoes at the costume shop . . . Met a top notch source at our usual spot (shooting range) and obtained some killer tips between shots (7.2 Inch Mini Cougar) . . . Rewound tape so I could rewatch the Today Show cooking segment as I cooked . . .

Friday, October 31st 2003:

Went to library to research Pilgrims (Hoping to learn something about their mannerisms, speech paterns, etc) but couldn't find anything I could use . . . Finalized plans with my newest source to meet at KR's halloween party (he'll be an Indian so it won't look strange when he gives me hot tips throughout the night) . . . Drank too many El Presidente's . . .

7 Comments:

  • i remember that party...colin powell was the liberal...he didn't even have to dress up. that was a hoot.

    By Anonymous not the one dressed up as the blue dress, at 9:52 PM  

  • America needs more Patriots like you! I can only regret all those years when I would lay awake at night and wonder what was going on at the GOP party and now I know what I was missing!

    By Anonymous not Zell Miller, at 11:09 PM  

  • i would very much like to get a look at that journal.

    By Anonymous not pat fitzgerald, at 1:30 AM  

  • GOD HATES FAGS FAGGOT. THAT MEANS YOU'RE GOING TO HELL. I HOPE YOU HD FUN FVCKING BUSH UP THE ASS YOU HOMOSEXUAL PIECE OF TRASH.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:31 AM  

  • i certainly agree with most of what you said, anonymous. however, not jeff is most certainly not gay, him, like all of us have made mistakes, but those belong in the past. Also, i can assure you, our fearless leader president of the united states of bushco inc. has definitely never been fucked in the ass by not jeff or anyone else. he is 1000% all american heterosexual with a very impressive weapon and a freshly waxed chest.

    by the way, god hates fags.

    By Anonymous not the reverend james dobson (from not focus on the family), at 2:04 AM  

  • i certainly agree with most of what you said, anonymous. however, not jeff is most certainly not gay, him, like all of us have made mistakes, but those belong in the past. Also, i can assure you, our fearless leader president of the united states of bushco inc. has definitely never been fucked in the ass by not jeff or anyone else. he is 1000% all american heterosexual with a very impressive weapon and a freshly waxed chest.

    by the way, god hates fags.

    By Anonymous not the reverend james dobson (from not focus on the family), at 2:04 AM  

  • Liberals sure are tolerant.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:33 AM  

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