Jeff Gannon Blog

Friday, February 25, 2005

An Unvarnished Bit Of Housekeeping

Since it appears everyone is BONKERS wild about the idea of joining TBNJGBN, I've decided to erect an official application process. Details to follow.

In the meantime, why don't you chat about what you'd like to see in a Not Jeff Gannon website.


  • Mr. Jeff Gannon, I don't get what all these democrats are griping about. If they can't feed their families, they should get the heck off the internet and get a job. Am I right or what?

    By Blogger Tomato, at 2:46 PM  

  • Mr. Gannon, These dems could learn a thing or two about hard work and an attitude of entrepreneurship from you, but they'd rather whine about how they are not getting money from the government.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 2:47 PM  

  • There are times I wished I had an escort, like when my lexus had a flat tire on the wrong side of town, if you know what I mean.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 2:49 PM  

  • The government is not made of money and we have to fight terror and bad values across the globe. I think there should be something in there about hygiene too, but I can understand if there's no room in the budget.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 2:50 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon, did you major in entrepreneurship or what did you do to learn how to be successful. I have always wanted to meet the president.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 2:51 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon, you know there are way too many old people and I'm sorry to say that Clinton didn't plan for that.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 2:52 PM  

  • Aloha, Tomato!

    Perhaps during the course of your travels you forgot that I was actually NOT Jeff Gannon.

    Must be nice to be back on US soil.

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 2:55 PM  

  • I'd like to see a Not-Jeff-Gannon-themed site which features puzzles and games, like this one:

    By Anonymous Princess Sparkle Pony, at 3:34 PM  

  • notjeff (sweetie),
    i'd like you to pose in various states of undress holding my father's weapon.


    By Anonymous daughter of the american revolution, at 3:55 PM  

  • it is such an honor to have the real not jeff gannon allow us to give suggestions on the most patriotic blog on the web. one thing i would like to see is a tribute...a profile in courage, if you will, of great conservative heroes who have done so much to fend off the scourge of bonker liberalism and terrorism. let our heroes bask in the glow of you and your weapon and the tbnjgbn.

    this message has not been hannitized!

    By Anonymous not sean hannity (not president of the oliver north fanclub), at 4:35 PM  

  • In my humble opinion, more information about ass meat (link very safe for work) would attract thousands of readers. Thank you.

    By Anonymous Not an ass meat spammer, at 5:16 PM  

  • will the application process be public. afterall, we live in a transparent society.

    freedom's on the march!

    By Anonymous not president bush of the dubya, at 7:06 PM  


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:37 AM  

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