Jeff Gannon Blog

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Straight From The President's Mouth - - - An Unfiltered and Unvarnished Position Statement

W.E.B. DuBois placed his hopes in our youngest citizens -- those who had not yet been taught to hate. So he directed his call to them. He said, "We appeal to the young men and women of this nation ... Stand up for the right, prove yourselves worthy of your heritage and ... dare to treat men as men." His appeal echoes across a century, doesn't it?

16 Comments:

  • DuBois must be rolling in his grave. Hey, I would love to see that! Thanks, Mr. Jeff Gannon.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 10:48 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon, if I die, I don't think I want my kids to get social security. I want them to learn the value of a dollar.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 10:49 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon, the bus is filled with drunks and smelly old people. Get rid of the bus, get rid of the drunks and smelly old people. Am I right, or am I right?

    By Blogger Tomato, at 10:51 PM  

  • Wasn't DuBois one of those affirmative action students?

    By Blogger Tomato, at 10:52 PM  

  • Hey, there, Mr. Jeff Gannon. It's tax time again, and it seems like my taxes have gone up but that can't be right because of the president's tax cuts. Right?

    By Blogger Tomato, at 10:53 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon, I wish I were in school this year. The president is really thinning the herd with his proposed budget.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 10:55 PM  

  • Eating beef is not a risk. It's an adventure.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 10:57 PM  

  • Everybody better get a church now while the gettin's good.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 11:00 PM  

  • Tomato wrote:
    "Mr. Jeff Gannon, the bus is filled with drunks and smelly old people. Get rid of the bus, get rid of the drunks and smelly old people. Am I right, or am I right?"

    You are right Tomato, But I'm not Mr. Jeff Gannon. You know that.

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 11:00 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon. I really think we should get rid of the buses altogether. They are always in the way when I'm trying to drive downtown.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 11:10 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon, I say give em a choice: ride the bus or vote. Those drunks and smelly old people probably don't even know who's on the ballot, right?

    By Blogger Tomato, at 11:11 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon. Old people kinda smell. There, I've said it. You would think with all that money I'm paying out, they'd buy some perfume or something.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 11:12 PM  

  • I think instead of social security, we should just each adopt an old person. It could be sorta like secret santa.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 11:14 PM  

  • I know that if I had an old person, they wouldn't be playin the slots or lotto or anything. And they'd take a bath every day.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 11:15 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon, are gays allowed to collect social security?

    By Blogger Tomato, at 11:16 PM  

  • Settle down, Tomato. Some ideas we only talk about amongst ourselves.

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 11:43 PM  

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