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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Should I Go Patrol The Mexican Border With My 7.2 Inch Mini Cougar?

This is such a good idea. A man named Jim Gilchrist (Perhaps he should change his name to something easier to spell, pronounce and remember. Something like Jeff Gilchrist.) is recruiting Minuteman to help keep filthy non-Americans out of clean and dry-heated Arizona. I know I'm up for the job because when my 7.2 Inch Mini Cougar and I are in action, people often call me the Minuteman.

There is absolutely nothing at all that could go wrong with this idea and if I wasn't so in love with shoe polish reporting and French New Wave Cinema (do they have DVD players near Mexico?) I would definately join the ranks. Plus, it seems as if you guys really love me, and would probably be devastated if I had to stop blogging. (Do they have blogs near Mexico?)

I would not like to thank that BONKERS Lefty Atrios for the link.


  • i for one would feel much better knowing that a man not like you was patroling our borders with his weapon, protecting us from the scourge of brown people who are overrunning our blessed country to steal all our good jobs and wreck our robust economy. what makes it even more infuriating is, these brown people don't even respect our culture. they don't believe in the constitution--if they did they would at least learn to speak english (YES, i'm sure i read that in there somewhere). furthermore i really resent that they treat our most sacred of holidays, memorial day for instance--a day specifically designed to honor the brave men and women who served in our armed forces--as nothing more than a three day holiday. Also, it is a PROVEN fact that they quickly become indoctrinated into the feminazi culture that is ruining our country.

    i must go visit my pharmacist, i have a syst that requires looking into.

    one final note, i'm very disturbed the way the bonkers liberal media are very desirous that brown people succeed in our country, when it is shown that they can't succeed, in fact, they regress once they come here.

    By Anonymous not rush limbaugh, at 6:03 AM  

  • Zdorov!
    I'm sure there are blog factories in and around the Mexican border. All that cheap labor available, after all. Certainly there are entrepreneurs (note that the lazy French have no word for such a thing..they just use the English one!) that have taken advantage of this fact. Therefore, I'm sure you could patrol the border with your weapon and still carry on blogging. By the way, do you have any personal photos of your actual weapon, fully loaded I mean?

    By Anonymous not nestor makhno, at 11:11 AM  

  • But could he patrol the border, blog, and watch faggy French cinema at the same time? Adding to the difficulty of this would be the fact that he not only has to keep his eagle eyes on the lookout for illegal immigrants while typing away on his laptop, he also has to read at the same time the subtitles on the movies – since I'm sure that he's much too American to have ever learned a foreign language, particularly French.

    By Blogger steverford, at 11:57 AM  

  • Remember that auction for not Jeff Gannon's press pass on Ebay?

    It's not for sale again.

    By Anonymous Not Getting Paid, at 2:26 PM  

  • Funny you should mention that. The other day, I (NOT Jeff Gannon) received an email ( from the fine capitalists at Ebay notifying me that my account was being suspended. The problem, of course, is that I have no account at ebay. I emailed them back and told them I had no account to suspend and that they were BONKERS.

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 3:08 PM  

  • are you not thinking that the Government is behind the closing of the non-Ebay account and all other accounts you don't have?

    BTW, can you print your daily journal for us?

    By Anonymous Not Getting Paid, at 4:09 PM  

  • And I'm dying to know when you're going to begin your speaking tour.

    By Blogger steverford, at 4:23 PM  

  • Patience, everyone. Patience.

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 6:42 PM  

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