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Wednesday, February 09, 2005

More Mailbag For Y'all

My new prolific friend PlasticDeckCup said...
"What's it like being a crazy kick-ass journalist?"

I don't really think of myself as that. I'm more of a shoe polish journalist. Do you mind if I call you PDC?

Paul said...
"I'm really glad that I don't read this and just want to say that if I wasn't gay I'd find you not very attractive."

I know I stated earlier that I am not claiming to be still sexy after all these years. But I've changed my mind and will now claim that I am still sexy after all these years. I'm still not claiming that I'm Jeff Gannon or anyone else who used to pretend he was Jeff Gannon.

Wiley J Binkett said...
"Hi Not Jeff Gannon. I am a bonkers lefty. I am very not disappointed to see you not resign from Not Talon News. Not."

Hey WJB,
I think your not structure is a little off. Doesn't really make sense. Cool if I refer to you as WJB?

And finally, the always thinking Tomato said...
"Mr. Jeff Gannon, you and I think alike!"

I'm pretty sure no one thinks quite like me. But you're definitely not Bonkers.


  • You may call me anything you'd like, Not Jeff Gannon. I am truly touched by this tremendous honor.

    By Blogger PlasticDeckCup, at 4:41 PM  

  • So do you have colleagues, or do you fly solo?

    By Blogger PlasticDeckCup, at 4:45 PM  

  • PDC,

    The only thing I can really tell you about myself right now is that I'm still sexy after all these years. And I'm a shoe polish reporter.

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 4:48 PM  

  • I understand. You're sort of like a kick-ass journalist or spy, but more modest. You're like the only person on earth who could pull that off.

    By Blogger PlasticDeckCup, at 4:50 PM  

  • Thank you. Seriously. But when the dust settles, I'm just a shoe polish reporter who's still sexy after all these years.

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 4:53 PM  

  • Not Jeff Gannon, you should watch Wolf Blitzer Reports in a few minutes (I was flipping through the channels--not actually watching that lefty bonkers trash!). They're doing a piece on the person you aren't.

    By Blogger PlasticDeckCup, at 4:53 PM  

  • Not Jeff Gannon, you can call me what you want, since my bonkers lefty "No Name-Calling Week" ended a couple weeks ago. Sorry for the confusing structure. As a bonkers lefty, I am obviously a very negative person (as observed by many in the White House). So, sometimes I get carried away with all of my "not"s.
    - Really not WJB

    By Blogger Wiley J Binkett, at 4:55 PM  

  • WJB,
    Good to know. Thanks.

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 4:58 PM  

  • The people want to know: How did you stay sexy after all these yeras?

    By Blogger Brainshrub, at 5:13 PM  

  • BS,
    Let's just say that shoe polish reporting keeps me on the go. Lots of cardio. Mind if I dub you BS?

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 5:20 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon, I read they've already got a replacement for you. Check it out: Does this administration believe the Democratic leaders are now engaged in a deliberate disinformation campaign as the best way to undermine the President's goals and objectives on a number of issues? This is a sad, smudged second rate mimeograph of the real thing.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 5:34 PM  

  • Well done Tomato, but my name is not Jeff Gannon. I'm in the process of shoe polish reporting and will check back in with some reporting later tonight.

    In the meantime, chat away!

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 5:45 PM  

  • You’re not Jeff Gannon.
    There is no real Jeff Gannon.
    Talon News Service is not a real news service.
    Yet, we know the fake Jeff Gannon resigned from the fake Talon News Service.
    A paradox one runs into living in a Quantum Universe?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:08 PM  

  • So what say you about an ice cream run?

    By Blogger PlasticDeckCup, at 6:22 PM  

  • Who's up for a coke?

    By Blogger PlasticDeckCup, at 6:33 PM  

  • Mr. Jeff Gannon, what do liberals have against abstinence?

    By Blogger Tomato, at 6:38 PM  

  • Sex takes maybe 2 minutes at the most, but liberals act like it's the most important aspect of their day.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 6:39 PM  

  • Happy Ash Wednesday!

    By Blogger PlasticDeckCup, at 6:41 PM  

  • Well, it depends on how sexy you are after all these years, really. And when do you start the clock?

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 6:42 PM  

  • It's because they're all bonkers.

    By Blogger PlasticDeckCup, at 6:42 PM  

  • Liberals are bonkers. They don't talk about your reporting (incisive!), your writing (unvarnished!), or even your character (righteous!). No, all they want to talk about is your sex life (not homo!). That's why they can't be in charge of anything.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 6:44 PM  

  • I feel that I should probably give something up for Lent, but it's hard to think of anything I'm doing wrong.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 6:47 PM  

  • Tomato, you, like Not Jeff Gannon, probably are too perfect to give anything up. I would suggest that Not Jeff Gannon relinquish his sexiness for the next forty days. Maybe you can avoid old age pejoratives or something.

    By Blogger PlasticDeckCup, at 6:50 PM  

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