Jeff Gannon Blog

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Mini Mailbag (Not An Actual Mini Mailbag)

Dory said...
Drew Barrymore?!?!? Where are the Hot Military Studs?

Hi Dory. You must be new. I guess I should review some things. I am not Jeff Gannon and I'm not claiming to be someone else who isn't Jeff Gannon. I am also not claiming to be anyone who used to pretend he was Jeff Gannon.

Since I've clearly told you who I'm NOT, let me tell you a few things that I am:

1) Still sexy after all these years.

2) A shoe polish journalist

3) A big fan of Steve Sanders.


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