Jeff Gannon Blog

Saturday, February 26, 2005

A Lot Of Junk Is Being Said About Me

I have decided not to address any particular accusation against me. A lot of fabricated stuff is being said about me. Other stuff is true. I won't talk about either.

I have admitted a love for French New Wave Films. Aren't you BONKERS witch-hunters satisfied with that?

Anyway. Here's a great picture of the best first LADY in the history of first LADIES.

Great Picture

43 Comments:

  • as spokesman for the not witch hunting bonkers liberal bloggers (tnwhblb) you should be advised that we won't be satisfied until we prove beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you don't possess a 7.2 inch mini cougar, that you are not sexy after all these years, and that you secretly HATE all things french.

    it's on motherfucker...it's on!

    By Anonymous not TNWHBLB, at 8:34 PM  

  • i uncovered your lurid invoices, baby! i am currently talking with a source who says he knows how you didn't get into the white house press room and also knows with whom youre currently not sleeping with in the white house. the explosiveness of this non-story is going to crumble your new empire as quickly as you acquired it.

    i'm coming for you, baby! until then, it's off for more orchid blogging.

    By Anonymous not john from not from americablog, at 8:46 PM  

  • dear not jeff gannon,
    there is a rumor circulating that you have never fired your 7.2 inch mini cougar.

    would you care to comment?

    By Anonymous not wolf blitzer, at 8:48 PM  

  • Are you implying that the thing that that man is holding is a cast of a, ahem, male member and that our first lady is somehow titillated by that? I mean, that is pretty low down.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:53 PM  

  • not jeff gannon,
    is it true, on or about the 14th of february you were seen renting a dvd of bowling for columbine?

    do you refute this charge?

    By Anonymous not anderson cooper, at 8:53 PM  

  • not jeff,
    you like michael moore?
    say it ain't so!

    By Anonymous guard at gitmo, at 8:55 PM  

  • not jeff,
    i'm sure this is not an opportune to time, but you have not renewed your membership to our organization.

    are you really on our side?

    i'm not french!

    By Anonymous not wayne lapierre (not ceo and vice president of the national rifle association), at 8:58 PM  

  • not jeff (sweetie?)
    i need some reassuring...please say these terrible things are just a lie being spread by the bonkers sodomites...please...our liter would be so devine and heterosexual.

    tnwhblb, not wolf blitzer....ahhhhh, stay away from my MAN!

    By Anonymous daughter of the american revolution, at 9:00 PM  

  • mmmmmmmmmmmm!

    By Anonymous not a whore, at 9:20 PM  

  • Nice buttplug! I'm sure she's just shopping for the hubby.

    By Anonymous Not Ryvita Rita, at 6:12 AM  

  • Hello, Mr. Jeff Gannon. We have much to learn from our muslim friends. Like, they have these little prayer carpets and I think those would go over real well at the craft show. As long as they were for praying to Jesus and not that other guy.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 7:12 AM  

  • You must have been possessed by a demoncrat when you posed for those pictures on the Internets.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 7:14 AM  

  • I don't think you should cuss in your blog, Mr. Jeff Gannon, but I can understand that sometimes those lefties just make you.

    By Blogger Tomato, at 7:15 AM  

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