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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

I'm Going BONKERS With All The Stuff I Need To Get To

Shoe Polish, originally uploaded by Not Jeff Gannon.

But I guess that's the life of a shoe polish reporter. My destiny.

Chat away and stay tuned.


  • what i'm looking for is a real shoe polish reporter who can unearth the seedy underbelly of the bonkers liberal establishment. we at the not american spectator know a thing about not unearthing scandals. we have not earthed many, especially during the clinton administration when we were the first non journalists to report of the criminal dealings of the libidinous, homosexual loving, drug dealing, murdering, pot smoking, criminal that occupied the oval office by his shear willingness to frighten americans into voting for him lest he have them killed.
    we feel you require the requisite skills necessary to join our exemplary team of truth seekers.

    By Anonymous not r. emmett tyrrell jr (not managing editor of the american spectator), at 9:19 PM  

  • Shoe polish is great, but don't forget the elbow grease. It's all in the stoke.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:21 PM  

  • one thing you won't ever need when your with me is contraception. i'm ready to provide you with a 100% heterosexual and all american liter.

    Sluts, sodomites, and all else...STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!

    By Anonymous daughter of the american revolution, at 9:24 PM  

  • i will be happy to act as your pastor. it's always an honor to wed two god fearing christian warriors.

    by the way, god hates fags.

    By Anonymous not the reverend fred phelps, at 9:29 PM  

  • don't forget, you need plenty of ammunition.

    By Anonymous not randy weaver (not of ruby ridge), at 9:32 PM  

  • njg, may we expect an unvarnished report from the cpac conference?

    also, congratulation on your upcoming marriage. bless your christian all american hearts.

    By Anonymous not a terrorist loving comie pinko scumbag, at 9:39 PM  

  • There's an old expression back in Tenesee, I think it's Tenesee, I know it's Texas..shine me once, shine one you. Shine me twice, shine on...shine on you crazy diamonds, you don't know shit from shinola!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:31 PM  

  • There is an old saying in Texas...I know it's in Tenessee. Shine me once, shine on you. Shine me twice...shine on....shine on you crazy diamond. You don't know shit from shinola!

    George W(hatashine) Bush

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:39 PM  

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