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Thursday, February 10, 2005

I Need My Space Three Times A Day

Not being Jeff Gannon is a full time job. I understood that when I made the decision to reveal that I wasn't Jeff Gannon or anyone else who really wasn't Jeff Gannon. People want to get close to me (Not Jeff Gannon) and I understand that.

But could everyone please stop following me when I make one of my three daily trips to Church? (Not a Mosque.)

Now you know four things about me that aren't related to me not being Jeff Gannon:

1)I'm still sexy after all these years
2)I'm a shoe polish journalist
3)I'm a big fan of Steve Sanders (not Ian Zeiring)
4)I go to Church (not a mosque) thrice daily


  • Hey Jef Jim or whatever you call yourself. Don't you think your are a bit Bonkers too?

    By Blogger Eigenman, at 11:29 PM  

  • Is this really JeffJim GannonGukert?

    Or is this a troll?

    By Blogger Eigenman, at 11:31 PM  

  • I think Eigenman is divorced from reality.

    By Blogger Paul, at 11:57 PM  

  • I am NOT bonkers.

    I am NOT Jeff Jim GannonGukert.

    I am NOT a troll.

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 7:41 AM  

  • I find it very disturbing that you are being stocked while going to church.
    It sounds like you need an escort; I’m a military man. Ask for Duncan.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:17 AM  

  • I will keep you in mind. Thanks.

    By Blogger J. Gannon, at 10:19 AM  

  • you need space in a cell

    By Blogger Don, at 1:20 PM  

  • LOL ok its a Troll. funny though.

    By Blogger Eigenman, at 1:49 PM  

  • Dear Jeff-Bush's girlfriend-not Gannon,

    Hey I just want to know if Bush found you to be sexy as well. I mean when you were licking his A$$, did he say you were sexy? And what did he call you in bed? Jeff or bushy as well.


    By Anonymous Sara, at 2:32 PM  

  • I typically need some space once or twice a day, but I sympathize with your plight.

    Whenever I have trouble making space, I find it helps to drink some coffee or other caffeinated beverage and set aside some thought-provoking reading material.

    Good luck!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:42 PM  

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