posted by J. Gannon at
the only thing i love more than a big story is my gun. i love my gun. the favorite thing i like to do with my gun, other than taking aim at bonker lefty paper machet targets, is posing naked...with my gun. it is very sexy. it's even more sexy immediately after i take a shower, and i'm all wet and slippery, and the water streams down my freshly waxed chest as i stand with my gun fully cocked...ready for action. sexy indeed.
By Anonymous, at 5:53 PM
a big story is almost as sexy.
By Anonymous, at 5:55 PM
I like to lie back in my Barcalounger with my big gun in my hand and fantasize about torturing sissy French cinephiles by making them watch reruns of Beverly Hills 90210.Makes me shoot some copious bullets.
By steverford, at 6:31 PM
steveford,Beg to differ about the 9-0 reruns. Not a bad show. Mind if I call you SF?
By J. Gannon, at 6:36 PM
I'd make those French film queens watch "90210" because it had that Steve Sanders (Not Ian Ziering) guy in it.I guess you can call me "SF" but I'd hate for anyone to confuse me with a city that's known for being full of pinkos and homosexuals.Thank God I'm not homosexual! Why, they might kick me out of the NRA.
By steverford, at 6:47 PM
i fanstasize about lyndie england. mmmmmmm...very sexy. i like to fantasize that lyndie england has tied me spread eagle on the bed and then commences to throw grapefruits at my testicles.
By Anonymous, at 7:11 PM
I bet that hot Lyndie chick sucks like a hoover!So Jeff (who is not Jeff), now that your distinguished journalism career is regrettably on hold (and I would just like to add here that's it's a terrible day in America when a true patriot like you gets smeared by the liberal media while truffle lovers like that Aravosis fag continue to pollute cyberspace), what will be your interim career path?You'd be great at security services or maybe you could go to work for Armstrong Williams.
By steverford, at 7:51 PM
steveford, c'mon...armstrong could work for him...we have a heirarchy and a standard to maintain.
By profiles in courage from the conservative movement, at 7:58 PM
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