Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
It's fake! Oh, thank God it's fake.
Sometime last week this picture appeared out of nowhere on one of the Liberal Internets. Of course the BONKERS Left went Bonkers, claiming this proves that abstinence education doesn't work.
But I knew it wasn't true, Hillary. You're not like that Lefty Lohan who practices unmarital sex with countless men, including a guy who is not a real foreigner but pretends to be one on TV. Your abstinence education would never teach you to keep unholy birth control in your clear pink bag.
And I knew it. I knew it because I have the unique ability to spot forgeries, sometimes before they're even created.
So take a deep breath everyone. Our Hillary does NOT know about birth control.
UPDATE: Anyone else think heads should roll for these forgeries?